If Animals Have Their own Facebook Account..

If they do so, what do you think on the post that they will shout at their wall? 

Mosquito: I just went back from Danny's house. I'm full enough. Burp..Thanks god..

Lizard: My wife is stuck at the door. She can't move!

Tabby: My 5th son just asked me "who is my daddy?". I'm so confused how to tell him as I do forget very       well on who the hell of his daddy is.

Cock/hen : My dear friends, if I do not make any facebook's update tomorrow that's mean I'm being the fried chicken already. I love you all. Don't forget to make the prayer for my soul okay!

Mosquito: Oh damn, I accidentally gave the shot to a drug addict. So I'm having HIV positive now! (tsk..tsk cry)

Tomcat: I just add one hot gucci mama as my new FB friend which is my neighbor. She's a Persian, dude!